![]() ![]() Now, again, these kids are in late high school, because they’re driving, but this one particularly– he turns into a pteranodon– keeps getting storylines that imply he is nine. (So can the old lady, presumably, although I don’t know if I’ve seen an episode where she does.)Īnd those teenagers? They’re… weird. Note that Veloci himself can regain his velociraptor form at any time. The show is about how this 75-million year old supervillain is routinely outwitted by a bunch of teenagers who can turn into dinosaurs. Note also his minions, who are dressed like COBRA applicants who got rejected for dressing too ridiculously. His haircut, somehow, is the most ridiculous thing about the show. ![]() And that is an honest-to-God red streak dyed into his hair. This is Victor Veloci’s hair:Īnd, lest you think “Oh, he’s just long-haired, what’s the big deal?” let me show you another picture of Victor Veloci: Has the suspension of disbelief gotten harder yet? Still need more? Okay. You turn Victor Veloci’s dino-rodents or whatever back into regular rodents via a two-step process: 1) shooting them with a sprayer that causes the “dino DNA” to be sweated out of their skin, and 2) then– I am not joking– sucking the dino DNA up with a vacuum cleaner.The two of them should literally rule the planet by now. He’s insanely incompetent for a 75 million year old immortal dino-person. Victor Veloci’s evil plan is to occasionally turn rodents and fish into dinosaurs, but only a couple at a time.He calls himself… wait for it… Victor Veloci. The other velociraptor is also still around, and is therefore also 75 million years old.Like I said, eventually that line gets crossed. ![]() Shut up, Science Luther! It’s a kid’s show! Okay.
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